Gotta Love MAXIM

What I learned today from MAXIM (yes I should be reading primary literature, but oh well)

Milk is the official drink of Louisiana

The average woman uses 7,000 words a day. The average man uses 2,000 words a day

there are 18 different ferocious animals in the Barnum's animal cracker zoo

The world spends 4.5 billion a year on phone sex (I think I am in the wrong business)

And the Japanese are Fucked UP!!!!!!! They are into some weird stuff
The Dangle Fetish -- where a woman is wrapped in a bag and hung from the ceiling. . . Apparently it is a turn on because a woman incapacitated is one that can not run away from her husband. . .
Subway Rub -- men dryhumping fellow passengers in crowded subway cars. . . Apparently it makes them feel powerful (because of this there are female only subway cars during rush hour)
Groin Kicking -- the highly erotic art of having a girl punt-kick a man in his groin. . . Apparently it makes them feel better for indulging geishas,
Roach Eating -- innocent girls eagerly munching roaches like wiggling little candy bars with quivering antennae. . . They love it because submissive women chewing disgusting critters help Japanese men forget their minuscule sushi rolls (hehe)

IF I EVER WANT TO GO TO JAPAN --- TELL ME NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehe. . . oh well there was also some good hidden porn, but you have to see the pics to get it (Amanda -- ill bring it with me this weekend so you can see)