What not to do

Things I learned at a party Saturday night.

1. Do not refer to the Navy guys as "squid", yes it is ok when John and Steve (army boys) say it, but do not say to actual Navy guy's face, especially if John and Steve are not there to back you up :)

2. Do not inform someone from Ohio about the suckeyness of Ohio, I blame Amanda for my negative view of Ohio. The Ohioin did admit that the southern parts of Ohio do suck, and apparently he was from the northern part? Whatever, Ohio sucks!

3. Do piss off fellow student whom you can not stand, by befriending and talking to all the guys of similar age, especially when fellow student whom you can not stand is having trouble finding a guy to date, and guys tend to not talk to her. This is especially effective if you actually have a boyfriend, and are just talking to the guys. Green eyes of jealousy were very apparent!

4. Don't refer to someone's "new friend" who is basically a boyfriend, but not officially a boyfriend, as "her boyfriend", instead "her boytoy" is much more acceptable.

5. Do not start doing JD shots at about 2:30am after all ready having drank too much JD and vodka. You will wake up the next day at around noon still really really drunk!!!

6. Do prove to the navy guy aka "squid" that you can hold your own by going shot for shot with him at 2:30 in the morning, and out drinking him. Apparently JD is "just not his drink", yah yah thats a load of crap!!!!

7. Do stay and help clean up cups and put those really really drunk to bed. Definitely guarantees an invite to the next party.

8. Do have someone drive you home after having done way to many JD shots at 2:30 in the morning.

9. Do watch really funny ballywood movie with friend the next day when hungover. The stupidity of the plot and the funny dancing will cheer anyone up :).

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