10.26.2006

joke....

so my adviosr's husband (also a professor here) told me this joke today...


"two grad students and a professor were walking along a beach. They came across a bottle laying in the sand, one of the grad students picks up the bottle and opens it up, out comes a jeannie. The jeannie tells them that he will grand one wish for each of them. The first grad student (a female) says that she wishes she was on a tropical island with her boyfriend... and poof the female grad student dissappeared. The second grad student (a male) says he wishes he was on a sail boat off the coast of hawaii with a bevy of scantily clad females... poof the male grad student dissappeared
... the professor goes, I wish for those two to be back in the lab in a half hour"

Evil professor :(.... you think he was trying to tell me something?

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