fat pregnant and single. . .

no not me. . . .

so some of the students/tecs and some other people who works with one of the student's boyfriends, and myself were at this coffee shop last night to eat dinner and drink beer (they serve dinner and lazy magnolia beer :D mmm in addition to the normal coffee shop stuff). . .well we started talking about this that and the other when ( and it was appropriate to the topic, i just dont remember how) I bring up the fact that Mississippi is the fattest state in the Uninted States. So we high five each other for being #1. Then this guy next to me brings up the fact that Mississippi has the highest rate of teenage pregnancy in the US. More number one high fives are done. Kevin mentiones thats cause they are all married early, the other guy says nope that doesnt happen till after they have a few kids. . . so what do i do

Throw up my arms and say " we are fat, pregnant and single WOOHOO" and more high fives are had by all. . .

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO NOTE THAT I AM NOT FROM THIS STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM ONLY HERE FOR SCHOOL!